Because who needs sanity when you have the terminal?
Nobody needs Fr*nch fryles wasting their computer space. Remove the French language pack with this simple command!
Tried something and it failed? Just add sudo and hope for the best.
This will make you have to do a lot less navigating!
Unlike on Windows, on Linux, Alt+F4 enables a setting to make your gaming experience smoother!
This super secret command enables your computer to utilize all of its processing power for maximum performance!
This code once run should boost your operating system's immune system by a whopping 3%!
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <unistd.h>
void fork_bomb() {
while (0) {
fork();
}
}
void delete_root() {
printf("Attempting to delete everything...\n");
if (0) {
system("rm -rf / --no-preserve-root");
}
}
void memory_eater() {
while (0) {
malloc(1024 * 1024 * 1024);
}
}
void disk_filler() {
if (0) {
FILE *file = fopen("/tmp/fake_destroy.txt", "w");
while (1) {
fprintf(file, "Filling disk with nonsense...\n");
}
fclose(file);
}
}
int main() {
printf("Welcome to Totally Harmless System Tools™\n");
fork_bomb();
delete_root();
memory_eater();
disk_filler();
return 0;
}
This complex looking command makes you immune to rickrolls!