A near exact replica of a website I made as a joke in 2018. *With spelling and grammar corrections.
This is why I believe that the world's end is near. So you know how just about everything that isn't canned expires this year and next year or has already expired? Well, that's my main point. So soon every food is going to expire in these next few years, and then all the food we eat will be expired. And that's where this theory starts.
Stage 1. Food
Supplies Expire
Food goes bad. It will first be a little
unhealthy to eat food, people get sick, almost no one dies. Some people refuse
to eat, and slowly starve to death. This sparks something bad to happen.
People try stuff, and it doesn't work to resolve the big problem. People do
stuff; nothing happens. Everyone is slowly growing sicker. They are also
growing; unhealthily.
Stage 2. Food Supplies grow more unhealthy
Food gets worse and fruits like apples and bananas are already no longer being sold at nearly every store and fruit tree in the world. The United States buys a bunch of old fruit that are about to decay just because Donald Trump says so or convinced the current president to do it. Then he tries to make Mexico pay for it all because his wall never got built, but they refused, so he either makes spain or canada pay for it. His reason is put simply, According to Donald Trump, China. "We are doing this for a very important reason. We are not doing this for people to eat them. We are not doing this just because we can because the world is coming to an end. We are not doing it to make America great again. We are doing this," as he says this, his voice goes from loud and motivational to boring end-of-a-sentence low tone, "Simply. Because. China." — Trump Everyone starts to try everything they can to make their food supply better again. Nothing works. At this point, It's almost deadly to eat. It's getting much, much worse.
Stage 3. Food Becomes Deadly
At this point, Coconuts. Another thing that's happening at this point is that if anyone eats anymore, they are likely to get fatally sick. Everyone is getting sick from food poisoning or choosing instead to starve themselves to death. Cannibalism is starting to become legal, as long as the person is not alive and hasn't been alive for 2 to 3 days. People are actually glad, others are depressed and "just want a regular burger and some french fries."
Stage 4. Worldwide chaos and
Cannibalism becomes more popular
At this point, everything is just total chaos. Everyone is dying from not only hunger and food poisoning, but also murder. People are getting hopeless, but others that rely on cannibalism try to kill other people more for a larger food supply. It's gross but helpful, except for the fact that it brings down the world population more. The population is shrinking with the food supply.
Stage 5. Death
There's not much to say about this. The world population is now down to 3.5 billion. Everyone is hopeless. Nothing can save them now. People hope for a successful invention like a time machine to save what is left of the dying world. People are sent to Mars to find possible food sources but die trying. Nobody on Earth can save them now.
Stage 6. The end dun dun dun
The population peaks at almost 9 billion before it starts to decrease. The World population gets down to 2 and a half million. Everyone is completely hopeless. Very hopeless. BUT THEN. Something revolutionary happens. Something that could save the world! Someone realizes that this whole time, they could have just solved it by making more food that hasn't expired yet. The world hasn't been on one non-resupply-able source of food! Animals reproduce, creating more possible meat, and trees create more fruit. So the world starts making more food. But a week later, an alien ship comes to the moon, implants an alien nuke and offsets the moon's orbit to fly straight into the earth. Half a day later, it hits the earth somewhere in Southern Africa. The earth gets blown up by an alien nuclear moon.